I Had A Dream………..

I had a dream that between meetings with my roommate at a variety of strange places and celebrating their birthday about 3 times……. I would go to the mall where a group of genius (and slightly insane) teenagers would do there experiments and show off their creations.  

This one girl had all sorts of biological creations and she showed me 2 little creatures that were like a mix between a hermit crab and a pufferfish.  One was yellow and one was blue and they were the cutest things, but when the yellow one gets close to the blue one, it bursts into flames! The first time it happened, it scared the crap out of me cuz he was crawling on my arm (I nearly killed the guy trying to put the fire out).  But the girl just separated them again and it stopped burning.  

Well, this girl was found dead one day and somehow I knew it was murder.  I think I had found some evidence that was supposed to be destroyed…… but anyway, I began on a wild clue chase with these 2 hobos running after me (I think they were hired by the bad guy. But luckily they were pretty dumb…) and the whole time I was switching back and forth between being myself and Nicholas Cage……………… idk where he came from.

But anyway, I woke up before I could find all the evidence and the killer.  The last thing I remember is jumping out the window of a law building onto a ledge and shimmying around the 4th story until I found a drain pipe to climb down…..

Dude, if my life were like my dreams, living would be awesome!!!! XD

Family Force 5 - Zombie Official Music Video (by familyforce5videos)

I’ve got an obsession with zombies lately……..

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This is what would happen if squirrels contracted the solanum virus…..

This is what would happen if squirrels contracted the solanum virus…..

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designhawk:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy


911! Can I please order a smaller receiver? Do you copy? MY SPEAKER IS DOWN BY MY CHEST!


911? Hello? GAH! How do I work this stupid thing??? HELLO?

designhawk:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING


911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

911! Can I please order a smaller receiver? Do you copy? MY SPEAKER IS DOWN BY MY CHEST!

911? Hello? GAH! How do I work this stupid thing??? HELLO?

(Source: babylizard)

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I was tagged by mindflu

Rules:

  • Post the rules 

  • Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and make 10 new ones

  • Tag 10 people and link them to your post

  • Let them know you’ve tagged them

Questions I must answer:

  • you got bacon? No :( Fluffy ate it all. BAD FLUFFY!
  • favorite skittle color? clear (no me gusta) now if it were M&Ms……. YELLOW!  cuz he’s the peanut m&m :9
  • if you could kill one person with your mind, who would that be? The person I am thinking of at this moment…………………….
  • tea or coffee? tea, but my tea usually ends up as koolade when I’m done with the sugar packets ^w^
  • any plans of taking over Earth? Oh definitely! And I would disclose them, but that would be unwise…..
  • Favorite refreshing beverage? Mmmmm….. Chocolate Milk \;]
  • Worst fear? Mephobia! nah jkjk…… probably having a boring life.
  • favorite kind of music? Everything but country or binaural beats
  • best book you ever read? Fiction or Nonfiction?  Fiction: ONE PIECE! no wait… DEATHNOTE…….. nah I think they’re tied.  Nonfiction: Shoninki
  • if i gave you an alpaca, would you love me forever? Only if he had a hat… and an awesome hat at that! mehehehehe XD

MY TURN TO ASK! :D

  • If you were a squirrel trying to take over the world, what would you’re motivation be?
  • Would you ever participate in a freeze mob?
  • What’s you’re favorite quote from a fictional character?
  • What would you dooooo for a Klondike Bar?
  • You’re taking a walk in the middle of the night. You can decide why. But suddenly, there’s a brilliant flash of light and you find yourself face to face with an alien. What do you do?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there?
  • Star Wars or Star Trek?
  • Would you rather die by water or by fire?
  • What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
  • If you stick a stick across a stick or stick a cross across a stick or cross a stick across a stick or stick a cross across a cross or cross a cross across a cross or cross a cross across a stick or cross a cross across a cross or stick a crossed stick across a stick or stick a crossed stick across a crossed stick or cross a crossed sick across a cross or cross a crossed stick across a crossed stick would that be an acrostic?

TADUMMMMMMM!!!!!

Tagged people: 
Mmmmm….. I’m gonna go with EVERYONE XD

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did-you-kno:

 South Korean scientists altered a cat’s DNA to make it glow in the dark and then took that DNA and cloned other cats from it — creating a set of fluffy, fluorescent felines.
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I want one O.o

did-you-kno:

 South Korean scientists altered a cat’s DNA to make it glow in the dark and then took that DNA and cloned other cats from it — creating a set of fluffy, fluorescent felines.

Source

I want one O.o

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I’ll do my best until I find Neverland!!!  And when I find it… I’ll be Peter’s friend and rival! XD  (I’m gonna form the Lost Girls \;] )

I’ll do my best until I find Neverland!!!  And when I find it… I’ll be Peter’s friend and rival! XD  (I’m gonna form the Lost Girls \;] )

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